So What Would Sarah Palin Name Us?

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"Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There's Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper."

That's the headline on the latest piece of political fun being passed around online, the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.

You type in your name, and in the spirit of America's most popular female governor, the program selects a naturey, fairy tale-esque name for you.

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So what happens when we typed in "Riverfront Times?"

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Claw! We think Sarah would approve.

- Unreal

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