Today's Chuck Knoblauch Joke



Program your TiVos! This just in from the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform (whatever that means) and Chairman Henry A. Waxman:

"On January 15 and 16, the committee will hold hearings to obtain additional information regarding the Report to the Commissioner of Baseball of an Independent Investigation into the Illegal use of Steroids and Other Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball, commonly known as the 'Mitchell Report.'

"The first hearing will include testimony from Mr. George Mitchell, Mr. Bud Selig, and Mr. Don Fehr. Invited witnesses for the second hearing include Mr. Brian McNamee, Mr. Kirk Radomski, Mr. Andy Pettitte, Mr. Chuck Knoblauch, and Mr. Roger Clemens."


A thousand bucks says Knoblauch directs his comments over the head of Henry A. Waxman by about fourteen feet.


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