To the Dude I Just Saw Skateboarding Down the Center Turn Lane of Delmar Blvd. with a Stroller with a Baby in It Attached to Your Skateboard

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Dear Asshole,

I hope you come to your senses or the police stop you before your baby -- and maybe you, too, but definitely your baby -- is seriously injured or killed.

Sincerely, Ian Froeb

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