Ball in the Family



While Chris "Dry-Hump" Duncan warms the pine, his brother Shelley, a newly minted New York Yankee, is upholding the family honor -- most recently by responding to an autograph request from a young fan at Fenway Park by scrawling "RED SOX SUCK!" in the kid's autograph book.

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Get away from me kid, you bother me.
  • Get away from me kid, you bother me.

Get away from me kid, you bother me.
So sayeth a story in yesterday's Boston Herald.

“'It was cool to get his autograph,'” ten-year-old Griffin Whitman told the Herald. “'It didn’t make me feel happy when he wrote that.'”


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