A year later, Seely has found his true calling. You can read about it here -- suffice to say it involves two of the World's Strongest Men and three four-and-a-half-pound sirloin steaks, not to mention raspberry sherbet.
P.S.: Overcome by a wave of nostalgia, Unreal is reminded of our own feed-the-piehole efforts, in particular the time we took on Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas in a T-rav eating contest (scroll down to last item).
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