Some resident mischief maker has really been enhancing his/her secretary butt creating our fair city's profile and enrolling it in an intriguing collection of MySpace groups, including the Tempora Kuu Sect Worship Collective (a band?) and the BCK "butt crack krew" (help Unreal out here).
The Lou identifies as male and boasts 21,565 friends (and counting), including "The Shocker," a 35-year-old St. Louis chef who also owns record labels, and "Dana DeArmond Does the Internet," a 27-year-old Los Angelan who lists her occupation as "porn unicorn."
Maybe not the kind of friends you (or Mayor Francis Slay's office) would want. But more than Baltimore, New York or Chicago boast.
Far as Unreal can tell, not one of those cities has found MySpace. Yeah, St. Louis rocks!