Humped a shar pei / pulled out too late / Now that bitch has a litter of eightSo....yeah. The bar has been set, and its gonna be a hard one to reach. Though for our part, here's hoping Dracla gets the chance to try.
They eat all the Alpo, right off my plate / Why the hell didn't I just masturbate?!
Oh, I'm a loaded gun! / Here comes Bon Jovi, the pooping's begun!
Look at you guys, have you no shame? / You give poop a bad name!
Crawl back in the butt from whence you came! / You give poop a bad name!
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