Getting your celebrity gossip from TMZ is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.
Remember a few weeks ago when we told you that the only thing Ke$ha (@keshasuxx) wants for Halloween is a vagina haunting? MTV has posted a step-by-step guide on how to make it happen, and our girl is all over it:
Great, but what will Ke$ha, herself, dress as for Halloween?
That "Rawwwwrrr" needs a bit more work, Ke$ha. Points for listening to "Under Pressure," though.
Apparently forgetting that Halloween happens every October 31, Matt and Kim (@mattandkim) turn to Twitter for quick costume advice:
EMERGENCY: Last minute Halloween costume idea needed. -m— MATT and KIM (@mattandkim) October 30, 2013
Uh oh. What ridiculous suggestions will the interwebz overlords give them?
Not bad, Twitter!
When Queen Latifah (@iamqueenlatifah) dresses for Halloween, she retains her royalty by becoming Oprah Winfrey. OPEN YOUR BOXXXXXEEEEESSSSSS!
We haven't watched the episode yet, but ten bucks says Cover Girl Lash Fanatic mascara is in those boxes. NO CARS FOR YOU!
Continue for more celebrity Halloween goodness and some World Series dreams from Murphy Lee.
We're kind of worried that Neil Patrick Harris (@actuallynph) is becoming "Dexter" and forcing his poor dog to watch the cleaving:
But Dr. Horrible wouldn't hurt that sweet puppy, right? Right?
Nails from last night!!!!! pic.twitter.com/xknTIebZnS— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) October 30, 2013
Those suckers are perfect for tearing out the hearts of "The X Factor" contestants!
Not everyone is in the Halloween spirit, though. Poor Nikki Sixx (@nikkisixx):
Today I was in a Halloween store and this guy said "I bet they have a Halloween costume of you in here". #Rude— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) October 26, 2013
It's not funny to dress up like has-been rock-and-rollers, you guys.
But forget Halloween -- Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) wants to skip straight to Thanksgiving:
Guess what my favorite holiday is... I seriously just bought these out of fear they'd run out in a month!! pic.twitter.com/UbExNN08Jl— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) October 30, 2013
We've heard of "Christmas creep," but "Thanksgiving creep"? Is this a thing now?
As we're working on this story Wednesday, we're preparing to watch Game 6 of the World Series -- just like Murphy Lee (@murphylee) !
Rad Cardinals gear, Murph!
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