Getting your celebrity gossip from TMZ is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.
Sadly, we RFT Music folks likely will never accumulate enough money to make it rain. If we're lucky, we might hoard enough quarters to make it drizzle, but even that probably won't happen until 2019. Justin Bieber (@justinbieber), however, has a gazillion dollars and can make it thunderstorm whenever the hell he wishes.
@justinbieber Went The Fuk In Tonight !!— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
He Touched My Ass I Almost Fainted— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
Our little Justin is all grown up? Never say never!
I've Danced For A lot Of Celebrities And They Normally Don't Phase Me But Justin just Had Me In Shock !— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
Just how much shock are we talkin' here?
KA-CHING! SCHWING! ZING!
I am now a @justinbieber Fan !— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
Uh, yeah, if we saw that much money, we'd be fans, too (though we've already tried -- and with whiskey).
Biebs didn't seem to like all the attention that his Showgirls reenactment was attracting, though. Come Monday, all poor Justin wanted to do was talk about his what he's known for:
Finally we are talking about what is important. The music. #MusicMondays— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) October 21, 2013
The music. Right. Oh, Biebs, what do your grandparents think about all of this?
Continue for Psy trying to be prom king and words from Taylor Swift's ex.
Boy-band members usually aren't lauded for their big...uh...brains. But Harry Styles (@harry_styles) of One Direction wants to change that:
Thinking about it, I've been in Australia for a while now and nobody has put any shrimp on any barbies.— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 21, 2013
Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for Maths.— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 23, 2013
"I was at Cardiff station last month and a seagull flew over my shoulder and nicked my sandwich out my hand. Can you believe it?"— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 23, 2013
We can't, Mr. Ex-Taylor Swift. We just can't.
YOUTUBE AWARDS COULDVE FUCKING HAD NOMINATIONS ON COOL CREATIVE VIDEOS SHIT BUT NOOOO AGAIN ITS THE MOST TEENY BOPPER POP SHIT. YOU ARE BUTT— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 23, 2013
You hear that, Miley, Katy and Psy? YOU ARE BUTT.
Speaking of Psy (@psy_oppa), he's going nuts voting for himself:
Ballot-stuffing jerk! We don't care if adorable kids love him, we just can't stand the guy. NO VOTES FOR YOU!
These girls did a great job at being TLC...great story— MURPHY LEE (@murphylee) October 22, 2013
Murph ain't no scrub!
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