Twitter Litter: Justin Bieber Befriends a Stripper

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Getting your celebrity gossip from TMZ is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.

Sadly, we RFT Music folks likely will never accumulate enough money to make it rain. If we're lucky, we might hoard enough quarters to make it drizzle, but even that probably won't happen until 2019. Justin Bieber (@justinbieber), however, has a gazillion dollars and can make it thunderstorm whenever the hell he wishes.

And, oh, how he wishes. Last weekend, Biebs showered an exotic dancer with love (That's not a euphemism... at least we don't think so), and "Diamond" couldn't wait to share the news with Twitter:

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Our little Justin is all grown up? Never say never!

Just how much shock are we talkin' here?

KA-CHING! SCHWING! ZING!

Uh, yeah, if we saw that much money, we'd be fans, too (though we've already tried -- and with whiskey).

Biebs didn't seem to like all the attention that his Showgirls reenactment was attracting, though. Come Monday, all poor Justin wanted to do was talk about his what he's known for:

The music. Right. Oh, Biebs, what do your grandparents think about all of this?

See Also: Justin Bieber Downward Spiral Predictions for 2014

Continue for Psy trying to be prom king and words from Taylor Swift's ex.

Boy-band members usually aren't lauded for their big...uh...brains. But Harry Styles (@harry_styles) of One Direction wants to change that:

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We can't, Mr. Ex-Taylor Swift. We just can't.

Tyler the Creator (@fucktyler) has some strong thoughts about the recently announced nominees for the first-ever YouTube Music Awards:

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You hear that, Miley, Katy and Psy? YOU ARE BUTT.

Speaking of Psy (@psy_oppa), he's going nuts voting for himself:

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Ballot-stuffing jerk! We don't care if adorable kids love him, we just can't stand the guy. NO VOTES FOR YOU!

Finally, in "Celebrities are just like us!" news, Murphy Lee (@murphylee) watched that VH-1 movie about one of the most important groups in history:

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Murph ain't no scrub!

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