Getting your celebrity gossip from "TMZ" is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.
Musicians are weird. That's it. That's all the intro you get. For whatever reason, our Twitter BFFs have been completely random this week, and we're still trying to wrap our mind around all the bees that flew into their bonnets. If they had bonnets. Which maybe some of them do, and that's ok, we guess? Whatever.
But take our favorite weirdo Justin Bieber (@justinbieber). He totally got into a look-at-me-being-a-positive-role-model deal and started sharing advice from every single one of his grandma's needlepoint pillows:
Know the truth. Ignore the hate. Do your job. Keep it moving. Do good work. Live positive. Live for others. Give back. That's what I'm about— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) July 31, 2013
You really should pay attention to his wisdom:
And take notes ... pic.twitter.com/OoBIOLJ2Yx— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) July 31, 2013
Just don't forget to give the ladies that "Tiger Beat" face they're craving:
Awwwww, yeah. Maybe he crotched a little whiskey?
The Biebzzz isn't the only one who can throw some sexyface around. John "Uncle Jesse Is a Beach Boy" Stamos (@johnstamos) had a little mirror time and was kind enough to share with the class:
We see a few spots on the mirror. Danny's going to be pissed.
Stamos may love himself, but do you know what Questlove (@questlove) loves? Cronuts.
We fear our former food critic will retaliate soon.
Continue for giant shirts, some Ecto-Cooler and WTFness from Murphy Lee.
@yelyahwilliams girl don't worry. in reality my style icon is a teenage boy from the 90s. I'm def wearing a size XL shirt on stage tonight.— BEST COAST (@best_coast) July 31, 2013
We're not kidding when we tell you that this made our day. Thank you, Ludacris (@ludacris):
Dude, we would eat the shit out of you.
Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) of Blink-182 had a few too many Stay-Puft marshmallows, it seems:
ECTO-1— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) July 31, 2013
Good thing Twinkies are back so I can visualize the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area.— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) July 31, 2013
1) Nice reference to Ghostbusters II. 2) Is Hoppus the key master?
Finally, our favorite hometown hero Murphy Lee (@murphderrty) won't be submitting Academy Award suggestions anytime soon:
watchn a wild movie....shits hillarious...dunno da name cuz its written on the disk n I refuse to stop it to see...lol sheesh— MURPHDERRTY (@murphylee) July 31, 2013
But at least he left us with another smooth jam for the ladies: