Update: Can anyone guess our winner?
Steel Panther will bring its spandex-enhanced packages to the Pageant (6161 Delmar Blvd.) tomorrow night. The band recently spent a few minutes talking with RFT Music, wherein we learned that front man Michael Starr owns 43 pairs of spandex and what they do when two members come out of the dressing rooms wearing the same animal print. And you thought you had problems.
To win tickets to this madness, tell us what you would name your own conceptual hair-metal homage band. Important: Include a way of contacting us in your comment, whether it is an email, a facebook or twitter account. The winner will be determined based on his or her ability to do that and also make us laugh. We'll close this sucker down at 5 p.m. today.
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