Ever since you read our coverage of Sinéad O'Connor's naughty, horny ways, we know that you've been up all night wondering if Sinéad was getting dicked.
Well, worry no longer because poor little Sinéad is finally getting filled out like an application. The Bald One made it our business to know her coochie situation, and now she'd like us to know that she is settling down.
While posts on her official website from a few months ago describe her dong-hunger (in graphic detail), she announced yesterday that she's marrying her new boyfriend:
With enormous joy myself and my beloved boyfriend Barry Herridge will be getting married tomorrow, December 8th 2011 at 'an un-disclosed location' in my absolute dream wedding ceremony. We will post a photo or two here on the site as soon as possible afterward.
Very happy girl. : )
Best wishes to the happy cock-- er-- couple.
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