A great St. Louis tradition returns this Saturday to the Pageant (6161 Delmar Boulevard, 314-726-6161): Ludo's annual Christmas party. This year's openers are Treaty of Paris and OPTION//CONTROL, the show starts at 8 p.m. and tickets are $18 day of show ($16 if you get 'em now).
But we'd like to send a couple of you for free. To win: Quickly! The fake political correctness Gestapo is closing in! You must come up with a new, PC name for Ludo's annual show in December! What will you go with?