Seven Very Homoerotic Music Videos: We're in the Mood for Some Hot Man Muffin



This week, the U.S. finally dealt with one of those pesky civil rights issues we've been putting off for a while. Don't Ask Don't Tell is now a sordid thing of the past, and we want to celebrate the only way we know how. We rounded up our favorite music videos that celebrate men loving men, women loving women and dead presidents loving dead presidents. These artists are comfy cozy in their sexuality -- no matter where it lies on the Kinsey scale.

7. Electric Six - "Gay Bar" The world would be a better place if everyone was so forward.

6. The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga - "3-Way (The Golden Rule)" You know these bros have been waiting for an opportunity like this for years. It's kinda sweet. Leave it to Lady Gaga to make it happen.

5. Ssion - "Street Jizz" Cody Critcheloe, frontman for Ssion, is not only comfortable with his sexuality, he's embraced his unique artistic brand, full of color and greasy facial hair.

4. Günther & the Sunshine Girls - "Tutti Frutti Summer Love" While Günther & his Sunshine Girls don't represent any one rigid sexual preference, they certainly represent sex. Girls humping girls, dudes humping dudes, close ups of jigglin' bikini tops and the occasional flash of full frontal male nudity -- it's the stuff that this Eurotrash dance gem is made of. It's a no no. And you like it. 3. Lady Gaga - "Born this Way" Yes this one's obvious, but holy shit. Pink triangles? Sparkly unicorns? This is why we love Lady Gaga.

2. Foo Fighters - "Hot Buns" What came first -- the video or the song ("Keep it Clean")? We're not so sure. We do know that it pissed off the Westboro Baptist Church, and gave the Foos an opportunity for what may have been the best confrontation, ever.

1. George Michael - "Outside" Michael went from sneaky business in a public bathroom and hiding from paparazzi to openly singing about sexuality and misadventures in cop seduction.

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