23 Musicians with Michele Bachmann Eyes: Horrifying and Hypnotic

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JEFF TWEEDY AS THE QUEEN OF RAGE
  • Jeff Tweedy as the Queen of Rage

Michele Bachmann's Newsweek cover, on which she stares out icily over the headline The Queen Of Rage, has provoked intense reaction, mostly because of Bachmann's rapidly ballooning public caricature, but at least partly because the look in her eyes is something like bone-chilling. The Internet, of course, quickly produced the nightmare-inducing meme Hot Chicks With Michele Bachmann's Eyes. We went into the RFT photoshop lab to give some of our favorite musicians the Bachmann-eyes treatment, and the results are too strage and terrifying not to share. Although we will tell you right now that Mick Jagger looks adorable.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
  • Bruce Springsteen
FRANK SINATRA
  • Frank Sinatra
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
  • Justin Timberlake
GREGG ALLMAN
  • Gregg Allman
PAUL MCCARTNEY
  • Paul McCartney
MADONNA
  • Madonna
ELVIS
  • Elvis
PHIL COLLINS
  • Phil Collins

JACK WHITE
  • Jack White
CHER
  • Cher
BRITNEY SPEARS
  • Britney Spears
MICK JAGGER
  • Mick Jagger
LOU REED
  • Lou Reed
BOB DYLAN
  • Bob Dylan

IGGY POP
  • Iggy Pop
JOE JACKSON
  • Joe Jackson
EMINEM
  • Eminem
GLEN CAMPBELL
  • Glen Campbell
JOSS STONE
  • Joss Stone
JOHNNY CASH
  • Johnny Cash
MARILYN MANSON
  • Marilyn Manson
HENRY ROLLINS
  • Henry Rollins

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