Ladies, Need a Date to DJ Pauly D? Here's Your Man

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(H/T to Daily RFT for finding the ad.) Pauly D will be appearing at Europe Nightclub on Friday night. (The Jersey Shore cast member has a burgeoning DJ career, naturally.) The event is 18-plus, and advance tickets are available at Groovetickets or here. (It's $35 for regular admission and $45 for VIP, for the record.)

Anyway, there's one man in the area who is dying to go to this event. However, he doesn't have a ride! Ladies, that's where you come in: If you have a car, he's giving you the privilege of going on a date with him to DJ Pauly D. "NO CASH NEEDED I GOT U AS LONG AS UR SEXY UR GOOD," he assures. Oh, and you must have "ASS AND TITS" and be able to send photos of yourself. Fast. "HURRY," the ad implores. The Craigslist ad pictured above (click for a larger view) is still up and active as of just now; amazingly, it seems as he's had no takers. What are you waiting for?

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