Valentine's Day is upon us very soon, and if you're like A to Z, the whole chocolate/jewelry/flowers industry which dominates the holiday is all a bit much. Thankfully, our old pal Clownvis Presley -- who's been in LA working on fame and fortune -- understands this as well. On Monday, February 14, he'll be back in town doing singing telegrams for the good people of St. Louis. On a Facebook event page, the King of Clowns explains more:
Tired of the same getting your loved one the same old same old for Valentines Day?
Well, this year, don't clown around!
Send your lover a real, live singing telegram from the King of Clowns, Clownvis Presley!
Clownvis will surprise your lover at work, home, on a date, or anywhere with a personalized song, along with balloons and a jar of Clownvis Presley's Peanut Butter!
Anyone interested can email ClownvisTelegrams@yahoo.com for rates and times available.
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