Last week, we told you about Pyromania, the Def Leppard tribute band looking for a one-armed drummer. See:
Well, according to our sister paper, the Dallas Observer -- the band found its man.
If you're calling about the Dallas-based Def "Leppard" tribute band, Pyromania... we found our one-armed drummer, and I wanna thank everyone who auditioned, but the position is filled.
Here's what's next for the band, obviously.