Have you heard Katy Perry's "California Gurls"? Dumb question; of course you have. The song is everywhere this summer. Of course, the parodies are already rolling in, including this one called "Pennsylvania Guys" by Sloppy Secondz. Even if you're not from the state, it's pretty funny. (Sample lyrics: "Pennsylvania guys, we're unforgettable/ Denim shorts and cotton tank top/ Deer heads starting at you in the living room.")
This made the wheels start turning in my head: What should be included in the chorus of the Missouri version of this song? What makes Missouri, well, Missouri? Some ideas:
Toasted ravioli dipped in pasta sauce Provel cheese all melted on top Ted Drewes after -- yup, I bought a concrete And gooey butter cake -- oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh
Albert Pujols homering to win the game Drunk Cards fans, spilling their Bud Can't wait to see what Mike Shannon will say next Did that make any sense? What? Did you hear what I heard?