Call it the difference between the American and National league, perhaps? Seattle tapped Death Cab for Cutie for its opening day entertainment. But in Philadelphia? Well, in Philadelphia, they do things differently there. Here's video of the Phillie Phanatic dancing to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" while wearing a sheer red-lace muumuu/negligee. With fake boobs built in. In the clip, the mascot is attempting to seduce Washington Nationals third base coach Pat Listach, who is having absolutely none of it. The entire thing is downright terrifying. Watch:
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