If I was Norm MacDonald, circa his stint on SNL's Weekend Update, I'd say: "This show unites two of America's favorite pastimes: baseball and hating the Eagles." But I'm not -- so I'll just say that classic rockers the Eagles will be performing at Busch Stadium on June 24. The Dixie Chicks will be opening. Tickets are on sale Monday, March 29, at 10 a.m. The Eagles' last trip through town was at the Scottrade Center in September 2008.