If you're at work today, chances are you're ticked that you don't have the day off -- like (what seems like) everybody else in America does. In times like these, I like to bust out random bits of absurdity and foolishness, in hopes of making the workday that much brighter. Such as the following YouTube video, which answers the question: What would happen if Michael Jackson replaced Mario and Luigi in the original 8-bit version of Super Mario Brothers? Seriously, watch the entire video through to the end. Amazing.