(Welcome to a recurring feature on A to Z: The Craiglist Musician Post of the Week. Associates and friends keep sending me links to funny and/or bizarre listings -- ones that deserve to be shared with the world.)
This one perhaps needs no explanation. Posted in the musical instruments section on Craigslist, which is perhaps explains the ire. Also, this response does not reflect the editorial stance or opinions of A to Z; it's strictly one anonymous poster's cranky reply.
(this reads: "matter of time before im rich, lyrics for sale come get em bitch")
(this reads: Go sell your garbage on some other site from those two line, I can see that you BITE. Learn to play guitar or the drum.... Rapping is definately preferred by the BUM. Nursery rhymes to a gansta beat, That shit smell almost as bad as yo feet. I'm sick and tired of rap don't you know... Like a carbuerator IT SUCK AND IT BLOW!)