As I was perusing the music blog of our sister paper in Kansas City, I noticed a familiar face in the "featured posts": Clownvis Presley. Intrigued, I scrolled through the entire post and discovered that my colleague, Jason Harper, noted a list of out-of-town musicians who garnered votes in the Pitch's "Best Sexy Musician" category in their best of issue. And who came in number one in out-of-town votes? Why, our own Clownvis! Congrats is in order -- it's now official that the entire state of Missouri recognizes his sexiness.