the black dahlia murder isn't death metalsuicide silence isn't death metaloceano isn't death metaljob for a cowboy isn't death metalwhitechapel isn't death metalthe faceless isn't death metalabigail williams isn't death metal
your flat iron hair straightener isn't death metalyour tight and bright t shirt isn't death metalyour flat billed black cardinals cap with the sticker on the bill isn't death metalhardcore dancing isn't death metalyour gym shorts aren't death metalyour tattoos aren't death metalyour pig squeals aren't death metalyou aren't death metalSincerely, a guy that knows the difference between death metal and hardcore
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