I was going to begin this post by saying that given the wild success of the BDSM mommy-porn novel ("novel") Fifty Shades of Grey, it was probably inevitable that there would be a Fifty Shades-themed cookbook -- except NO, it was NOT inevitable, it doesn't even make any SENSE.
But it's happened anyway.
Yes, Random House is publishing a cookbook ("cookbook") called Fifty Shades of Chicken, and because book trailers are a thing now, there's a trailer featuring the voice (though presumably not the abs) of someone who sounds suspiciously like Patrick Stewart of Star Trek: The Next Generation and some other stuff fame.
You can watch the trailer after the jump.
By the way, a review copy of Fifty Shades of Chicken will be winging its way to Gut Check International Headquarters. Stay tuned.