Here's a timely reminder that lying your way to a few sandwiches from a restaurant is, at the very least, a non-violent practice. Fox 4 News in Kansas City reports that on Tuesday night, a man held up a Church's Chicken with a samurai sword, which you can clearly see in the surveillance tape.
Actually, my favorite part of that video is the guy in white who is either too confused to be concerned or disturbingly familiar with samurai sword-wielding robbers.
According to Fox 4, the suspect got away in a "brown two-toned Chevy pickup, possibly a 1980′s model" -- look for the sword rack in the back window.
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