Via Eater comes probably the best thing you'll see today -- barring the unlikely event of a No. 16 seed upsetting a No. 1 on the first day of the tournament -- and without doubt the most insane: a two-minute-plus ad for a Lithuanian brand of mineral water called Vytautas. It's probably not an official ad, but who cares when you have hungover bears, lots of whale humor, crossbows that bring down jet fighters and a cartoon Stephen Hawking?
The complete video is after the jump. NSFW language.