Your Kate Upton & Hardee's Haiku Winner...

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Our call for Kate Upton & Hardee's haikus brought several worthy contenders. Only one could be crowned champion.

First, though, the honorable mentions...

Amveats:

Kate, see this hot meat
Pink slime, your patty melts, girl
This ain't burger king.

Douche_McGee:

Both of them have buns
But only a ThickBurger's
are considered food

And a (dis)honorable mention to Andrew Lee, who made us laugh but screwed up the syllables:

Burgers and Kate Upton
Steamy, hot, and so divine
...I need two napkins.

Page through to learn who the winner is...

Congrats to James Barnett for his winning haiku:

Hot patty and buns
Thick and spicy and juicy.
And some Hardee's too.

James, we'll be in touch.

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