Your Kate Upton & Hardee's Haiku Winner...



Our call for Kate Upton & Hardee's haikus brought several worthy contenders. Only one could be crowned champion.

First, though, the honorable mentions...


Kate, see this hot meat
Pink slime, your patty melts, girl
This ain't burger king.


Both of them have buns
But only a ThickBurger's
are considered food

And a (dis)honorable mention to Andrew Lee, who made us laugh but screwed up the syllables:

Burgers and Kate Upton
Steamy, hot, and so divine
...I need two napkins.

Page through to learn who the winner is...

Congrats to James Barnett for his winning haiku:

Hot patty and buns
Thick and spicy and juicy.
And some Hardee's too.

James, we'll be in touch.


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