We don't know about you, but Gut Check finds it a tad...concerning...that while we're heating up a bowl of condensed chicken and stars, we're feeding our pups canned cuisine in varieties like "filet mignon," "rotisserie chicken" and "grilled steak and eggs." Yeah, yeah, we love our dogs -- forever friends and all that -- but why the hell does their food look better than our soup?
As you astutely pointed out, the inaugural edition of Soup vs. Dog Food featured dog food. To be precise, it featured Purina Beneful Prepared Meals: Savory Rice & Lamb Stew.
Yum! Eat up, Fido!
After the jump, the second mystery item. You can still leave your guess as a comment, but we've now included a poll for one-click guessing.
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