So two young women have set the "world record" for slapping each other in the face with slices of pizza: 174 times in fifteen seconds. Watch the video below. Don't worry: If you find it weirdly arousing, we won't tell.
Frankly, we weren't that impressed. We know you, our dear Gut Check readers, could blow this record out of the water. Let me restate that: We want you, dear Gut Check readers, to blow that record out of the water.
Send us a video (or a link to a video) of your attempt to break this measly record, and we'll broadcast it to an audience of tens. Maybe you'll get a cool T-shirt or something for your troubles.