Write a Dunkin' Donuts Prostitution Pick-Up Line and Win Four Tickets to Raging Rivers [Updated With Winner]!


  • Mabel Suen

While local franchisees busily plan to open Dunkin' Donuts locations across the greater St. Louis area, Dunkin' Donuts employees in New Jersey and Boston have been hard at work tweaking the menu. While one employee decided to add a special ingredient to the infamous DD coffee, another thought she'd make some extra cash by expanding the menu to include "donut hole," "cream-filling" and "long john" literally and as innuendo.

We start waxing humorous about that "donut ho," and frankly, it's just too easy. That's why we decided to open the conversation to you, dear readers. You can win four tickets to Raging Rivers, and all you have to do is submit a delightfully naughty joke. Instructions after the jump.

Update: [Thursday, 8.4, 5:11 p.m.] Congrats to Rebecca, who won the contest with this line:

Oh so you want some doughnuts? Well baby, if you got the dough, I'll get all up on YOnuts.

Rules: In the comment entry field, write what you would say were you a hard and out donut slinger trying to find a John in the drive-thru. (E.g. "Do you want sprinkles? Hi, my name is Sprinkles," or "I've got your baker's dozen right here (points at crotch).") You must leave an e-mail address, Twitter handle or Facebook page URL. Winner will be chosen subjectively and announced tomorrow at 3 p.m.


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