TMZ (via Eater) reports that VH1, which once specialized in adult-contemporary music videos, is producing a reality show set at a Long Island breastaurant called Canz
You might be surprised to learn that Gut Check's network of undercover operatives reaches into the world of reality-television. We certainly were! Nevertheless, on our desk this morning, inside an unmarked manila envelope, was a Xerox copy of the episode titles and log lines for the entire first season.
You can read them for yourself after the jump. Warning: Spoilers ahead.
The Festival at Canz
Episode 0101: "The New Girl"
The lovely ladies of Canz welcome a new hire, Holly. A diner thinks his overcooked burger entitles him to "special" compensation from Danielle. Kristina ponders a sexual-harassment complaint against Marcus.
Episode 0102: "Hot Tub, Time Machine"
Marcus invites Holly to his apartment for "orientation." A former waitress regales the ladies with tales from the early days of Canz. Trisha ponders a sexual-harassment complaint against Marcus.
Episode 0103: "Dirty Laundry"
Marcus panics when the ladies' new uniform tops arrive -- and are all two sizes too big. Holly accidentally wears a sports bra to her first evening shift. Delilah ponders a sexual-harassment complaint against Marcus.
Episode 0104: "The Intervention"
The ladies worry that Lindsay's dependence on Alli and Diet Squirt is spiraling out of control. Holly learns how Kickin' Chipotle sauce can dissuade a handsy diner. Francesca ponders a sexual-harassment suit against Marcus.
Episode 0105: "The Horndogs of a Dilemma"
After a month of windfall profits, Marcus can't decide between adding a pit for Jell-O wrestling or a mechanical bull. An ex-boyfriend is seated in Holly's section. Danielle ponders a sexual-harassment suit against Marcus.
Episode 0106: "Nipple/Tuck"
After a glimpse of Trisha's butt-implant scars, Holly wonders if she needs work. The ladies have varying reactions when a diner breastfeeds her baby at her table. Calliope ponders a sexual-harassment suit against Marcus.
Episode 0107: "Wings of Desire"
The restaurant is thrown into a frenzy as the annual hot-wing-eating contest approaches, but Holly learns that the competition carries a special burden for the new girl. Lindsay ponders a sexual-harassment suit against Marcus.
Episode 0108: "Her Cups Runneth Over"
Angie's Miracle Bra is too tight, and it's up to Holly to tell her. Disaster ensues when Marcus hires his mother to iron the Canz logo onto the rears of the ladies' shorts. Felicity ponders a sexual-harassment suit against Marcus.
Episode 0109: "A Wing and a Player"
Jealousy infects the ladies when a local newscaster dines at the restaurant and asks to be seated in Holly's section. A mysterious older woman offers to sell Marcus the recipe for Hooters hot-wing sauce. An'drea ponders a sexual-harassment suit against Marcus.
Episode 0110: "Kick the Canz"
In the shocking season finale, an embittered former Canz chef announces plans to open a rival restaurant, the 34D-iner, across the street, while Holly celebrates one year at Canz by pondering a sexual-harassment suit against Marcus.