While some robots are plotting world domination by pandering to the human weakness for breakfast foods, others are having trouble understanding how food works.
As Hardee's unveils its new hand-breaded chicken sandwich, it introduces a robot with an eating disorder. Seems the poor thing doesn't have a digestive system.
We don't have to worry about the Hardee's robots. When they come at us with burgers and chicken sandwiches, a flash of a shiny object will be enough to distract them while we battle the breakfast 'bots.
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