It's summer, and you know what that means: Fair vendors are hard at work, finding new and unhealthy foods to fry in an effort to kill their customer base, which consists entirely of people who eat ridiculous fried foods.
"Chicken" Charlie Boghosian figured out a way to fry Kool-Aid for the San Diego County Fair. And we're all going to die! Zap2It reckons it's a belated sign of the apocalypse.
Simmer down! It's really not much different than a funnel cake.
Sunday night, panicked people expressed their shock on Twitter. So many were freaked out that "Fried Kool-Aid" hit the trending topics list. Some of the freak-outs:
Why is this dude that created fried kool-aid not comsidered a genius?...he fried a drink..
Fried Kool-Aid guy probably watched my Jello & Bacon video before he came up with it.
(No, we didn't know Andy Milonakis was
still alive still 12 years old and that he's moved into the culinary arts.)
Fried Kool-Aid - and THIS is why americans are fat http://t.co/hP6GQ49 looks like a ball sack :/
Fried Kool-Aid - Has to be the Dallas Fair - they fry everything ... Next year they gon' serve *fried mama toes* SMH
WARNING: There's some bad fried Kool-Aid going around. Do NOT eat the brown fried Kool-Aid. Of course, it's your trip. man.
Fried Kool-Aid.. How do you fry juice?
Fried Kool-Aid is trending? Where's my passport...
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