If there is a center of evil in the St. Louis metro area, it is surely the parking lot of the Whole Foods Market in Brentwood. Enjoy sadomasochism but too shy to join a proper BDSM club? Visit the store on a weekend afternoon.
Which is why Gut Check found this video "Whole Foods Parking Lot" by a group called Fog and Smog so damn amusing. The rhymes involving quinoa and Humbolt Fog cheese alone are worth the price of admission.