Do you like vegan pad thai cooked in Satan's fires? Of course you do!
The Vegan Black Metal Chef, a dark-souled fellow from Orlando, Florida, knows this. He's created an instructional video with 14 minutes of growling instructions for a wicked vegan pad thai.
That's right. When they're not screaming about death, war, carnage, mayhem, Viking funerals, and death, war, carnage and mayhem at Viking funerals, black metal dudes love a good cruelty-free Asian noodle dish.
The guys in Cannibal Corpse are pissed.
He may not be the first to sing and do a cooking demo, but he's probably the best. Check out his predecessors.
We all had our first musical cooking lesson thanks to the Swedish Chef. These days he's focusing his skills on electronica.
Modern kids need a little more crunk to encourage them in the kitchen. That's why the folks at LazyTown (involuntarily) paired with Lil' John for some cake instruction.
British disco queen Alison Goldfrapp also knows a little bit about singing for her cake. Self-proclaimed "chefnurcian" Laura Pole doesn't demonstrate how to make oat bran muffins, but she sings about them, and then lectures us on colon health.
She's a little bit country. He's a little bit rock and roll. And the other he's a little bit Italian singing chef. Donny and Marie paired with singing Italian chef Andy LoRussa to make pasta with the help of the toothsome pair's biggest hits.
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