Cathy believes that being closed on Sunday says two important things to people: One, that there must be something special about the way Chick-fil-A people view their spiritual life and, two, that there must be something special about how Chick-fil-A feels about its people.Hell, yeah, it's smart business. In fact, I submit that KFC isn't taking this campaign far enough. Every Sunday there should be dudes dressed up as Colonel Sanders standing outside all of the closed Chick-fil-A locations with signs directing you to the nearest KFC location. Every Sunday there should be street teams of buxom blonds handing out free fried chicken outside churches.
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