You know what was great about the 1980s? You could walk into your favorite supermarket, grab some red apples from a basket and discover that, surprise! You just bought a bunch of flimsy bras packaged in fake apples.
While the days of grocery-store fruit bras are long gone, today we can watch videos of lingerie experts cramming fruit into a mannequin's brassiere to demonstrate bra sizes.
Remember: Please refrain from calling breasts "melons" unless they're at least a triple D.
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