I <3 UR ( . Y . ) -- The Choicest #CandyHeartRejects for Valentine's Day

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In anticipation of Valentine's Day, Twitter has lit up with the hashtags #rejectedcandyhearts and #candyheartrejects, with which users brainstormed unromantic candy heart messages. Perhaps inspired by the Bittersweets product sold at www.despair.com, the short-and-snarky phrases twisted traditional sentiments imprinted on Sweethearts, the chalky candies stamped out by the bazillion by NECCO since 1847.

A choice sampling after the jump...

Be My Baby's Daddy #CandyHeartRejectsless than a minute ago via Twittelator

My version of a candy heart is just a Roofie I write on with a sharpie. #candyheartrejectsless than a minute ago via web

Shit Just Got Real #CandyHeartRejectsless than a minute ago via web

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