In anticipation of Valentine's Day, Twitter has lit up with the hashtags #rejectedcandyhearts and #candyheartrejects, with which users brainstormed unromantic candy heart messages. Perhaps inspired by the Bittersweets product sold at www.despair.com, the short-and-snarky phrases twisted traditional sentiments imprinted on Sweethearts, the chalky candies stamped out by the bazillion by NECCO since 1847.
Be My Baby's Daddy #CandyHeartRejects
Get Tested #candyheartrejects
My version of a candy heart is just a Roofie I write on with a sharpie. #candyheartrejects
Shit Just Got Real #CandyHeartRejects
There Will Be Blood #candyheartrejects
You're the apple of my boner #candyheartrejects
HAPPY VD #rejectedcandyhearts
Be ours #rejectedcandyhearts
I <3 UR ( . Y . ) #candyheartrejects
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