What's 22 inches long and weighs a pound?
Get your mind out of the gutter. It's the "Archinator," a new hot dog from Pam's Chicago Style Dogs & More
(6016 Delmar Boulevard; 314-721-7267).
Is the "Archinator" too big to fit inside regular-sized buns? Why, yes, it is. The "Archinator" is stuffed inside a baguette. The "Archinator," served Chicago-style, costs $15.99.
"Wait!" you cry. "Surely, there must be an eating challenge connected with the 'Archinator'?"
Indeed, there is. For $22.99, you can take the "Archinator Challenge": This "Archinator" is topped with sauerkraut, chili, cheese, tomatoes and peppers. (The price also includes an extra-large order of fries and a 32-ounce soft drink.) Finish the "Archinator Challenge" and you receive a $20 gift card and your picture on the wall.