"We refuse to let vuvuzela use damage the competitive eating aesthetic," said Richard Shea, president of Major League Eating, the governing body of all stomach centric sport worldwide. "As a result, these horns will be prohibited at the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island on July Fourth."Well, of course, the flatulent trumpeting of a cheap plastic horn would demean the spectacle of grown men and women shoving hot dog after hot dog down their gullets while showering their adoring (vuvuzela-less) fans with half-chewed bits of meat and bun.
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