There's a conspiracy afoot. Last night the Scottish Arms
(6-10 South Sarah Street; website
) joined in the 208-year-old tradition of celebrating the great Scot Robert Burns' birthday
Burns, a celebrated Romantic poet, champion of Scottish culture and the writer of "Auld Lange Syne"
, is beloved by Scots. His January 25 birthday is celebrated every year with recitation of his poetry, Scotch whisky and the ceremonial carving of a haggis.
Burns' connection to St. Louis? Most obvious is the statue of the man
at the corner of Forsyth and Skinker Boulevards
, donated by the Burns Society in 1928 and restored in 2008. And then there's the large percentage of Midwesterners who claim Scottish ancestry.
Photo: Brian Stitt
A patron ponders Burns over a glass of whisky last night at the Scottish Arms.
So why then has the only Scottish bar (with "Scottish" in its name, at least) in St. Louis never had a proper Burns Night supper?
It seems some Arms regulars were conferring one evening and noticed the
outrageous incongruity. Filled with Scotch pride and probably Scottish liquid,
they dreamed up a
night brimming with Burnsian pleasures, ranging from the traditional --
bagpipe music and a Scotch tasting -- to the borderline deranged: a
Robert Burns look-alike contest. (It makes one think of zombie Burnses.)
Photo: Brian Stitt
One of the few Burns look-alikes last night at the Scottish Arms. Sadly, a promised look-alike contest didn't pan out.
Unfortunately for the many enjoying the festive
atmosphere of the full bar, the St. Louis community's answer to the look-alike contest was a resounding no. Perhaps some traditionalists thought
it would be too strange a practice for a Burns Supper, but any event
that includes the recitation of Burns' "Address
to a Haggis"
couldn't be too stodgy to ban a game of dress-up.
Amongst the dozen or so kilts twirling around
the bar and dining room last night, not one Scotsman showed up in a
crevat and waistcoat
to pay tribute to man the Scots call The Bard
night rebounded from that disappointment, as most embraced the spirit of
the evening. The Celtic music was in top form and the Scottish Arms'
near-ridiculous selection of whisky -- $25 for a whisky tasting -- inspired even Polish and Irish
celebrators to toast Robbie Burns with vigorous abandon. Beers were
downed and haggis was tried and several lame William Wallace accents
were attempted, though thankfully no one took to shouting "Freedom!"
The natural joy of the evening seemed uncharacteristic for a
place that had never hosted a proper Burns Supper before. How did this
come together and why now?
One of the Burns devotees who planned this
event let slip a few backroom secrets (on the condition I would not
reveal his name as he works for the Schlafly Tap Room
, home to a much
better-established Burns Night celebration.)
Photo: Brian Stitt
Two Burns devotees last night at the Scottish Arms to celebrate teh 251st birthday of Robert Burns.
He and his
co-conspirators thought that while the Tap Room's event was a fine
tribute to Mr. Burns, the only Scottish bar in St. Louis should have a
larger crowd on Burns Night than they have had the past few years. He
admitted that "last year there were about four tables (of diners), a
couple of people at the bar and Ali (proprietor Alastair Nesbit)
mumbling a Scottish toast and cutting the haggis." This was apparently
less exciting than it sounds.
So this group of heroes vowed to
get the public to show up in 2010, and despite the failure of the
admittedly ill-conceived Burns look-a-like contest, their scheme
resulted in a rousing Monday night and certainly inspired more than one
reveler to remember the name Robert Burns. In a twist of irony, the one
notable absence in this year's packed house was that Mr. Alastair
Nesbit, called away on some important business, according to my source.
hope he found a haggis to address and carve somewhere because, if last
night at the Scottish Arms was any indication, a proper Burns Night
Supper is not to be missed.