A Really Unappetizing Alternative to the Hand-Turkey


Remember the hand-turkey? That staple of the November elementary school curriculum? You trace the outline of your hand onto a piece of paper, color it in with crayon or paint, depending on your level of sophistication, and voila! Another piece of crappy artwork for your parents to hang on the refrigerator!

Megan, the mastermind behind the website Not Martha, has devised a culinary version of the hand-turkey: The meat hand. Complete with nails and bones. It would make a lovely addition to any Thanksgiving dinner table. (Megan claims it's delicious. It is topped with cheese, so she may be right.)

  • www.notmartha.org


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