Photos: The St. Louis Rams are Waiters for One Night Only

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As Rams fans have always suspected, running back Steven Jackson is a real cut-up in the workplace. See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
No, that's not a punchline: The St. Louis Rams, despite have the longest losing streak in the NFL, were all smiles last night at Fleming's Steakhouse for an unarguably generous act of charity, shilling Rams merch and autographs for the United Way Make-A-Wish Foundation of Missouri. With a few imagined captions, one can envision a real restaurant full of rushing Rams, wearing designer jeans and autographing wine glasses .

Like working in any restaurant, though, there are downsides: Working a fucking double shift (and you were supposed to be off today!) or being forced by your prick of a manager to sing birthday songs or, sometimes, being confronted by a customer over the bill.

Here's a slideshow of the Rams in action last night.

Ahh, the life of an injured Rams QB: Take interviews from a bodacious TV lady while your back-ups toil in the trenches, waiting tables with towels over their shoulders. You go, Marc Bulger. See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
  • Photo: Egan O'Keefe
  • Ahh, the life of an injured Rams QB: Take interviews from a bodacious TV lady while your back-ups toil in the trenches, waiting tables with towels over their shoulders. You go, Marc Bulger. See more photos from last night.
Hey Brett Favre, take your Hoosier-ass Wranglers and keep 'em. James Laurinaitis will rock some 7 For All Mankind jeans, thank you. See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
  • Photo: Egan O'Keefe
  • Hey Brett Favre, take your Hoosier-ass Wranglers and keep 'em. James Laurinaitis will rock some 7 For All Mankind jeans, thank you. See more photos from last night.

Backup quarterback Keith Null argues with a customer about the check -- "Uh yes ma'am, you did have four Long Island Iced Teas." See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
  • Photo: Egan O'Keefe
  • Backup quarterback Keith Null argues with a customer about the check -- "Uh yes ma'am, you did have four Long Island Iced Teas." See more photos from last night.
At 6'4", 300 pounds, lineman Jacob Bell is about to eat this family of three if they don't hurry up and decide. See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
  • Photo: Egan O'Keefe
  • At 6'4", 300 pounds, lineman Jacob Bell is about to eat this family of three if they don't hurry up and decide. See more photos from last night.
Middle linebacker James Laurinaitis rushes to table 3, apparently there was a birthday song he had to sing in a round with the rest of the linebackers. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
  • Photo: Egan O'Keefe
  • Middle linebacker James Laurinaitis rushes to table 3, apparently there was a birthday song he had to sing in a round with the rest of the linebackers.
New Rams right tackle Jason Smith is not fucking happy about working this double shift. See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
Hey, there's new Rams quarterback Kyle Boller with a special friend, who looks eerily like Jessica Simpson. See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
  • Photo: Egan O'Keefe
  • Hey, there's new Rams quarterback Kyle Boller with a special friend, who looks eerily like Jessica Simpson. See more photos from last night.
Being a Rams cheerleader isn't all new sequined outfits and Sharpies. It also requires a lot of smiling. See more photos from last night. - PHOTO: EGAN O'KEEFE
  • Photo: Egan O'Keefe
  • Being a Rams cheerleader isn't all new sequined outfits and Sharpies. It also requires a lot of smiling. See more photos from last night.

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