News of the swine flu -- or, as last night's Daily Show
brilliantly dubbed it, Snoutbreak -- is coming fast and furious:
Neighbors of a Smithfield Foods factory hog farm
in Mexico think it could be the swine flu's ground zero. (AP)Smithfield
strongly denies any connection. (Daily Press
The United Nations won't even confirm that there's a direct swine-flu link between pigs and humans
How about some news to get the swine flu off your mind? Oh, look! Another salmonella outbreak! The new culprit? Alfalfa sprouts.
(Los Angeles Times