So I just ventured from the home office to the Schnucks
on the Hill to pick up a few provisions -- yes, I'm that guy -- and two things struck me:
1) There was plenty of toilet paper available. More than I've ever seen, really. I mean, this Schnucks could have a nuclear war-inspired run on its stock and still have Charmin to spare.
2) The beer fridges had been ransacked. Don't panic, those still planning a run to the store: There was still beer available. But don't dawdle either.
In other words, we St. Louisans have our priorities straight.