So it's cold and snow-blanketed, and the wife and I decided to say the hell with it and order a pizza from Domino's, which has a store right around the corner.
Anyway this isn't about Domino's pizza, per se -- we probably wouldn't order it on a normal night -- but the Domino's Pizza Tracker, which is the single greatest use of the Internet since LOLcats.
For example, I placed my order ten minutes ago. At 8:51 p.m. "Frank" began prepping it. Five minutes later, Frank put my pizza in the oven. This is incredible.
More to come.
UPDATE: At 9:04 p.m., Frank put my pizza in its box and then the box into its carrying case.
UPDATE #2: At 9:14 p.m., my pizza is still waiting to be delivered. Will this Democratic primary never end?
UPDATE #3: Stuck on Step 4, "Box," for over 15 minutes now. Starting to worry. Texas and Ohio still too close to call.
UPDATE #4: "Delivery expert" Mike left the store at 9:25 p.m.
UPDATE #5: It's here!
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