Contrary to what you might believe, fondue wasn't created by your parents in 1973. In fact, cheese fondue comes to us from the Swiss, which either contradicts or reinforces Orson Welles' famous ad-lib from The Third Man: "In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Is Simply Fondue a fon-do or a fon-don't? And just how many awful fondue-related puns will my review feature? Check back here tomorrow to find out.