Loop Trolley Opening Canceled Due to Snow, Proving Even God Is Against It
by
Daniel Hill
on
November 15, 2018 at 9:56AM
Today's scheduled opening of the Loop Trolley, which was set to ferry its first paying passengers at noon down a wholly redundant route already reliably serviced by the Metrolink, has been canceled due to snow, proving once and for all that even God Himself is against it. Following years of delays, millions of dollars, numerous shuttered storefronts, multiple shattered bones and at least two collisions with (parked!)
